Back with a Vengeance!

Yes, I'm back, reading back on my previous posts, I notice a bit of emo-mas puto-ness but I'm not going to delete it, I'm going to leave it, to show all the Herbie Hancocks in the world that yes, it is okay to be EMO once in a while, but not consistently.

Disclaimer: If you continue reading, you may end up losing massive amount of brain cells due to hemorrhaging of the brain onset by your mind trying to decipher how any of this makes any sense.

Some things you have to know about my writing.

1. Everything is garbled and discombobulated (surprisingly, that is a real word)

2. I never proof read anything that I write.

3. I'm usually buzzing on Vodka and or Gin.

So I'm sitting here debating whether or not to partake in the delicious bottle of Vodka sitting in front of me on the counter. I just had a protein shake and am cautious as to the effects that booze and a protein will have on my intestines. I'm sure the results wont be good, but fuck it, I'm going for it!

Eh..I'm done..

Lessons Learned from Goodbye

Lesson’s Learned From Goodbye.

Never act when you have vengeance in your heart, come to terms, then rectify the problem. Actions taken when fueled by vengeance can have disastrous affects that can echo through a lifetime.

Having your heart broken does not justify your breaking the heart of another person.

Regret does not lie lightly on the heart, when speaking in anger, remember that.

If you choose to be unfaithful, know that even if your significant other doesn’t find out, you will always remember. Living in guilt is often times worse then the repercussions of being found out.

Not all relationships will end well. Don’t let that fact dissuade you from being in one.

Letting a good person go, because you think you can find someone better is only right in some circumstances, when your ready for the potential realization you were completely and utterly wrong.

You have to know when to get out, when you figure out how to do this, let me know.

Breaking someone’s heart is better then leading them on.

Before you make changes in life for someone, be sure, that they’d do the same. This will prevent you from looking like a dum dum for the next year of your life. Ha.

An epiphany!

I've figured it out, after "years" of contemplation, I finally know what I want to do. Get into politics, to effect change, to help the little guy, to get up there to make a difference.

The Guy's Guide.

I've decided to write a book, well something more like a guide, or a pamphlet. Ok, maybe a brochure, but it will definitely be a in depth one, it'll rival any travel brochure that Carnival Cruises has to offer. Actually Carnival Cruises has some awesome brochures, and nice books, with lots of glossy pictures. I wonder how much they spend on marketing? All those glossy books, with their glossy pictures and those really cool stands with pictures of people having tons of fun. Anyway, back to the guy's guide. Its actually going to be a collaboration of funny anecdotes, stories of loves lost and won, and general trips and tricks. You can't really write a specific "guy's guide" you need a book with varying viewpoints, and a plethora of knowledge. Well, if you'd like to categorize the information i'm going to be gathering as knowledge. Anyhow, any reader submissions will be considered for use. If I get rich, rest assured, I will receiving any type of anything from any and all reader submissions. It's strictly the collective efforts of myself and I. I'm just joking, any thing submitted will be given it's due respect in the back of the book in the wingding font size 10. :) Girls submissions are welcome as well, or I suppose I could read Cosmopolitan, I swear that book is the devil. 

When contemplating what path to take, our minds are usually inundated with visions of greatness, and illusions of grandeur. It is a sad day when we realize that we are among many others who have these vision yet we are going to live a seemingly meaningless and futile life.

After realizing that our dreams are not going to come true, we try to make since of the life that we are "stuck" with . We try and bargain with our dreams, make up reasons why they weren't valid and why our failure to pursue or achieve them is not a fault of our own making.

The fact of the matter is only the lucky few, have a dream and are able to achieve it. Be it by birthright, hard work or even luck, very few people are able to say that the dream that they had for there future, became a reality. Many will argue, they will say they are completely content. Most are not content, they have just settled.

I have recently come upon the conclusion that my life is not destined for greatness, you won't see me on t.v., or read my name in books. I am part of the equestrian crowd, a nameless face ina group shot. I am you. 

I hate Christmas Music

I hate new Christmas music. It all seems like a bunch of thrown together mumbo jumbo. Older Christmas music has such a more wholesome feel to it. It seems like artists these days just throw out a Christmas cd to supplement their income, or revive their bank account since their royalties are withering away. 

The Nigerian Scammers out to get me on Craigslist

I'm actually in the process of setting up a sting operation to try and get some Nigerian scammers that are trying to scam me on Craigslist. If your not familiar with the Nigerian scammers then I'll clue you into a bit of information that I have acquired throughout their scamming attempts.

A little while back I was looking for a part-time job on Craigslist and came upon this ad for a person to help this business guy out. Basically how it went was like this; theres this guy in a foreign country who has some money in the U.S. but cant send it to his country, he wants you to take some money orders that he sends you, cash them in your bank and forward a the balance to him minus a small fee for your troubles. At first, im thinking yeah ok, this is a complete fraud. I give him my information without expecting anything.

About a week later I get this envelope in the mail with about 6 or 7 money orders for $850.00 each. I'm like holy shit! This guy is fucked, I'm taking his money and buying a lifetime supply of Grey Goose! I fantasized about my total drunkedness for weeks on end when myself interupted myself with a small thought. This shit isnt legit. I go online, google money order scams and find this whole thing about the "Nigerian Money Order Scam" Basically people are cashing the money orders, getting the funds (U.S banks have to honor a check within 01-05 days, it typically takes 7-10 days for the check to clear, giving you the money up front is considered floating you a loan) deposited into their accounts and forwarding the balance to the crazy Nigerians. When their bank finds out about the fake money order, they turn to the person and want they money back .A total shit case.

So that was my first experience with the evil Nigerian Scammers. I've recently been posting some things on craigslist, and all im getting is email upon email from "ken peter, Mac Star and Koota Kintay" claiming they live overseas and would like to get my item for their kid for their birthday, or some other reason. They ask for my name and my address so they can send me money orders. Then I guess their going to send me a shipping label to ship the goods. In one of the emails, i think I even have someone coming to pick up the product.

So now, I'm setting up my own personal sting operation. I'm going to send them shit and peanut butter with the shipping label that they send me, and im not too sure what to do with the person that comes to "pick up" my stuff. I don't want to be chopped up and turned into a voodoo doll, but these guys are pissing me off. I know somewhere some poor joe schmoe is getting his finances fucked royally because he's too much of a dumbass to know better. I guess i'm trying to be like a Korean Kracker Financial Swat Team. That's right you scammer motherfuckers. KKFST is here and i'm going to deebo your scamming asses bitches!!!

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