Disclaimer: If you continue reading, you may end up losing massive amount of brain cells due to hemorrhaging of the brain onset by your mind trying to decipher how any of this makes any sense.
Some things you have to know about my writing.
1. Everything is garbled and discombobulated (surprisingly, that is a real word)
2. I never proof read anything that I write.
3. I'm usually buzzing on Vodka and or Gin.
So I'm sitting here debating whether or not to partake in the delicious bottle of Vodka sitting in front of me on the counter. I just had a protein shake and am cautious as to the effects that booze and a protein will have on my intestines. I'm sure the results wont be good, but fuck it, I'm going for it!
Eh..I'm done..